Wednesday, 13 February 2013

...It's ALIVE!


You'd buy a car from someone who knew about cars right? Or food from, say, a chef? Well why don't you take some Gaming advice from someone who's pale skin is dappled with melanin only from the glow of a Plasma Screen TV...


...It's Gamer reviews! In small chunks! For your fragile mind...



Each month you can peel back your tired eyes and let them feast on Chunk sized (Chunk'd - get it?) gamer reviews. Not unlike the highly specialised "Yucca Moth" I have formed a relationship with only one game type and one platform...that is X-Box 360 and the insanely geeky RPG...Unlike the highly specialised "Yucca Moth" i don't share an obligate polination mutulaism with a plant, but I guess You win some you loose some.



What, Sir, am I to expect?

Each month i'll post up a review of a game and let you know what's next...in it i'll rate the game on a few key points and give a brief description of my experience over all.



Then what, Sir, am I not to expect?

A couple of things really...certainly no pictures of Dogs with hats on playing the piano...something like that I'd like to keep to my self...but you'll also be spared spoilers or terrible opinions about "Frame Rate" and how "in level 2 one of the rocks doesn't quite render as it should, the devs will be hearing from my lawyer" style reviews...



THEN WHAT, SIR, IS A YUCCA MOTH!

It's not important...you got caught up in something a little too early and I lost you...please do not subscribe to these posts...

So with all that out of the way...tune in, it might just change your life*...


* It will in no-way change your life.